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Old 17-04-2010, 05:06 PM   #1
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I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time.

It was absolute carnage.


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With the Polish president, and leader of the security forces dead.

I bet Germany are thinking.. Well we could, just for old times sake..


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Has anyone else thought the new series Facejacker sounds like some sort of sex move?


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The reason for the big dust cloud over Europe is, The trophy cabinet at Eastlands is being cleaned and dusted out.


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Sky News : 'Mexican Bishop Blames TV For Child Sex Abuse'.

What a load of bull****..... A TV hasn't even got a ****!


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Has anyone else thought the new series Facejacker sounds like some sort of sex move?
I really like "Come On Eileen", but "Come On Eileen 3" has better cumshots
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:15 PM   #4
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I wonder how a blind man would feel if he went bungee jumping.

It sure as hell would scare the **** outta the dog.



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How does Stephen Hawking take pictures?

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What do you call a nun on a treadmill?

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Facebook is just like Heroin.
Its full of **** and none if is good for you.
It gives you something to do when your bored.
But for some reason is 100% additive

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My wife's leaving me because I'm a smug, arrogant ****.

Personally I think it's because she doesn't like the surname Kyle.
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What do you get if you insert Human DNA into a Goat?









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What do you get if you insert Human DNA into a child?

Jail sentence.
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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a corpse?

Therapy.
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