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01-06-2004, 12:39 PM
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Garg
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Pimpin in da hood
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Job Titles
Going straight from a conversation between me n boff, what are real life or some imaginative alternate job titles
I'll give you examples of what Im talking about
Vice President of First Impressions - Receptionist (USA!)
Refuse Technical Operator - Binman (fake)
Refuse Technical Operative Coordinator - Bin Lorry Driver (fake)
lets see what you imaginative lot can come up with.
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01-06-2004, 12:41 PM
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Bullsquid
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rushden, Northants
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handler of things long and wet
ill let you think of your own definitions for that one
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01-06-2004, 06:18 PM
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Bullsquid
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Thats my side boob!
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Master of reproducing documents - secretary
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02-06-2004, 11:48 AM
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Combine Soldier
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Nantwich, Cheshire
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I've just come up with a couple -
Nutrient and Sustinance Creation and Dispensation Assistant - Dinner Lady
Effective Natural Light Delivery Facillitator - Window Cleaner
Multiple Pre-Printed Impression Replication Technician - Secretary
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02-06-2004, 11:51 AM
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Alien Controller
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: 52.122958,-0.433802
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whats everyone's job titles?
mine is
Product Support Specialist
ive had some funky ones though.
at sainsburys i was "Fresh Foods Customer and Trade Support"
at exel warehouse i was simply "Warehouse Colleague" - a iassume warehouseman is sexist.
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02-06-2004, 01:16 PM
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Manhack
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Midlands
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Area manager = Seagull manager ,they fly in, shit on every one, then fuk off
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02-06-2004, 01:22 PM
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Combine Soldier
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In the General Lee - Yeeeeee Haaaaaaa
Posts: 7,825
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a logistical engineer of chilled stolen animal products - milkman
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02-06-2004, 03:05 PM
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Vortigaunt
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Saltaire, West Yorkshire
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idler - web developer
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02-06-2004, 03:12 PM
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Human Grunt
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blackpool
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i'm just a barperson - too dumb to think of a witty line for it.
lol @ the idler
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02-06-2004, 03:47 PM
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Roller Mine
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Warrington
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"mum"
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02-06-2004, 03:48 PM
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Bullsquid
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rushden, Northants
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operator of the world
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03-06-2004, 01:07 AM
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Human Grunt
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blackpool
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Thought of one...
Beer pump attendant
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03-06-2004, 01:13 AM
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Vortigaunt
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 3,896
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Her Majesties Royal 'Rat Ass' Delivery Engineer
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03-06-2004, 07:46 AM
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Combine Soldier
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In the General Lee - Yeeeeee Haaaaaaa
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that would be postman then 
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03-06-2004, 09:51 AM
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Garg
Join Date: Nov 1999
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by TeddyRuxspin
that would be postman then |
Not if the reports about the Royal Mail are to be believe
Purveyor of Liquid Intoxicanus - Bar Staff
Professor of Liquid Intoxicanus - Student
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