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Old 01-06-2004, 12:39 PM   #1
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Job Titles

Going straight from a conversation between me n boff, what are real life or some imaginative alternate job titles

I'll give you examples of what Im talking about

Vice President of First Impressions - Receptionist (USA!)

Refuse Technical Operator - Binman (fake)

Refuse Technical Operative Coordinator - Bin Lorry Driver (fake)

lets see what you imaginative lot can come up with.
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Old 01-06-2004, 12:41 PM   #2
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Old 01-06-2004, 06:18 PM   #3
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:48 AM   #4
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I've just come up with a couple -

Nutrient and Sustinance Creation and Dispensation Assistant - Dinner Lady
Effective Natural Light Delivery Facillitator - Window Cleaner
Multiple Pre-Printed Impression Replication Technician - Secretary

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Old 02-06-2004, 11:51 AM   #5
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whats everyone's job titles?

mine is
Product Support Specialist

ive had some funky ones though.

at sainsburys i was "Fresh Foods Customer and Trade Support"
at exel warehouse i was simply "Warehouse Colleague" - a iassume warehouseman is sexist.
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Old 02-06-2004, 01:16 PM   #6
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Old 02-06-2004, 01:22 PM   #7
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Old 02-06-2004, 03:12 PM   #9
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Old 02-06-2004, 03:47 PM   #10
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Old 03-06-2004, 07:46 AM   #14
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that would be postman then
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that would be postman then
Not if the reports about the Royal Mail are to be believe

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