Christmas card

[XenoIng]

Since it's less than a week 'til Christmas now, here's one for all of you, from me. ^.^

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat
I don't often send a card to such an ugly twat
But text is cheap and times are hard
So here's your f-ing Christmas-card

X

[Kaostic]

Christmas is a time for love and joy,
For greedy kids with an expensive toy,
So fuck tradition, down a beer,
Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.

[Emseypenguin]

Once that gin goes in my mouth,
The festive times will soon go south,
So before I'm so drunk I can't even hear,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Have a great Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year!

[JK Ferret]

Within this Christmas card
I thought so long and hard
Of something very "me" to say
It took me nearly all the day
But I finally came up with a rhyme
Like all good works, it took its time
But finally, I have a chance to say
"Give me your presents then fuck off away"


Ho Ho Fucking Ho
Carollers again? Push them in snow
Twat them with a cricket bat
Be careful not to step where they shat
If you were in their crowd this time
I'll make you a card with this cheerful rhyme


It's the end of December, the end of the year
Christmas etc - the thought makes me tear
Well, fuck that shit
Me time for a bit
This year it's all about pizza and beer

Merry bah humbug!
(Does it come across I'm not a Christmas person?)

[Acelister]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Merry Christmas to all,
That means you, you and you.