Blair Witch

FusioN · 08-02-2000, 06:13 PM

Bit late this, but i've just watched it, and was wondering, when Josh goes missing, and they find that little bundle.. when she opens it up, theres something bloody inside that I can't makeout WTF it is

I took a guess, but I seriously doubt it, anyway shed any light?

cheerz...

not a bad film, hardly scary tho, visually or psychologically..

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Metal Ed · 08-02-2000, 09:55 PM

Fooz ya beeyatch, it was scary, especially walking around in the woods afterwards, any way.

Me and my m8s reckon it was his lower jaw or his nose, but we're not certain.

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FusioN · 08-02-2000, 11:33 PM

Thing is, there's 2 balls.. so it's either his eyes, or his balls.. or I dunno, I failed biology, so it could be his liver for all I know

No, Teletubbies is scary.. when that baby screams.. bloody hell I crap myself, it's from beyond I tells ya.. BEYOND!

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TEk · 09-02-2000, 12:50 AM

I reckon Fus may have a point with the Teletubbies thing. I reckon that baby is actually sending out subliminal messages through the TV, which is why everyone is so addicted to it. I mean, kids love it, parents love it, anyone who's actually managed to sit through a whole episode loves it! There's just something about a baby in a sun....

Sorry, it's been a long day.....

Coli_Wan · 09-02-2000, 09:55 AM

I have to say, I watched the BWP in the flicks....thought it was ****e.

As for in the bundle, Im pretty sure its his Eyes and either tongue or his heart, either way he aint gonna be too happy when he found he lost em.

Scariest bit of all the film was as they are going into the house...other than that its ****e..

Coli_Wan

Vertigo · 09-02-2000, 10:15 AM

yeah utter crud film..not scary at all.

when they went into that house they needed like a few flashbangs, couple of geeza's with MP5's...mebbe two or three snipers covering.

Witch? pah.....

TSS · 09-02-2000, 12:23 PM

Hey, don't knock the film...you lot just don't like it cos you were expecting it to be the scariest film ever. It's the best 30grand budget film I've seen....so stop knocking it!!!

You guys have no soul, that's what your problem is...I thought Blair Witch was pretty cool.

Verty you unfeeling bastard...

TSS

Boff · 09-02-2000, 12:28 PM

Yep I was one of the few who went to see it on the big screen.

The thing is about this movie is, you have to buy into it.

From what I am led to believe from watching american TV the americans boohed and hissed when they first saw dark vader. Not after the 150th time when they knew he was the bad guy, but on the very first showing.
They clapped, applauded and whooped at bits like 'the first missile that penetrates the shields in independence day'

Jeez if thats their normal attitude, imagine video recorder, for a nation who is soley dependent on realistic footage on TV and the only proper 'real' footage is off a Cam corder, then the blair witch must have been Gospel truth to certain people.

But it's just the idea of being out in a tent with weird ass noises around you and finding body parts of your mate and people poking your tent as you sleep.

I'mn sorry but I'd be on my fifth change of underwear by then.

Also hidden plot.

Josh went made ran off, just some of his own body parts to 'spook' them.

and then he kills the other two as the orignal witch was caugh decades earlier....

Think about it.

Boff (I was thinking CS when they were n the house too....v.sad)

FusioN · 09-02-2000, 05:52 PM

LOL, I thought I was the only one who thought the house looked like CS_Mansion or Jim's CS_Abandon

hehehe..

The end puzzled me as well, I persume somebody capped them in the back of the head with a dessie, and due to the low budget, the crap sound system didn't pick the noise up

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Pyro · 09-02-2000, 08:31 PM

Not seen the film myself, but was wondering if it was his eyes, how did he see the bag to open it or the contents?

FusioN · 09-02-2000, 08:37 PM

This woman opens like a bundle, and there's this bloody thing inside.. could very well be his eyes, but there's something connecting em both.. weird stuff

Boff · 10-02-2000, 06:22 PM

Spoilers

The hint was that the witch who killed the children alway killed them in twos.
But the second kid always faced the corner as the witch didn't like the kids looking at him/her as she/he killed the other kid.

Boff

FusioN · 10-02-2000, 07:23 PM

Now i'm totally different, I love the look of fear in the other guys model as I frag 'em

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Coli_Wan · 10-02-2000, 07:33 PM

Now i'm totally different, I love the look of fear in the young boys eyes as I F*ck 'em..

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Ritz · 14-02-2000, 02:42 PM

Fuz - its his teeth mate.

FusioN · 14-02-2000, 05:44 PM

It is? cool.. i'll have to have another look..

cheerz

Metal Ed · 15-02-2000, 11:53 AM

It was a scary film, Verty and that don't think its scary cos it's not got $10 million special effects and stuff like that.

The point of it being filmed like that is so that it is more realistic, and just like in games aren't people crying for realism??

You can't tell me that if some wierd person, witch or not, was doing that kind of scary assed sh|t to you whilst you were camping you wouldn't cac your pants, cos you would.

Sorry just like to make that point.

L8r

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Vertigo · 15-02-2000, 12:04 PM

no i didnt like it cos it was very slow moving, they were all very bad actors, it was WAY over hyped, i dont like screaming american tarts, it was very boring.

They could have made that film PG ffs...it was not scary at all...im just not scared of the dark and camping, unlike Ed i guess.

oh, all imho of course

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FusioN · 18-02-2000, 01:39 AM

Yea, I agree there, the scaryness of the film was seriously over hyped..

Fantasy is practically realism nowadays anyway, so there's not much difference..

I was watching the VCD, so whether that ruined the experience or not I dunno

Metal Ed · 18-02-2000, 10:52 AM

Verty wtf is imho???????

The only reason I am scared by the idea of it is cos I have had some seriously SCARY sh|t happen to me in a tent.

I did a ouija board and saw, and heard some really nasty stuff.

It really freaked me out , and I've never ****ed around with that stuff since.

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The boy that you love is now the master that you fear!!!