Alfie, 13: 'I'll Be A Good Dad'

[Jessica]

Lol I don't remember that one Snooz!!

[Betty_Swallocks]

Originally Posted by Angelfromabove

oh dear
Poor little alfie.
His parents must be ******* furious!

No, I'll tell you who'll be furious.

Karen Matthews, that's who.
She'll be livid that she didn't think of it. If she'd just let Shannon get pregnant she'd have got all that money and not ended up in prison.
It's a perfect chav benefits scam with the added bonus of loads of money from the tabloids.

It's tempting to say that they shouldn't get money from the papers but I'm in two minds here. No, they shouldn't profit from their lousy and irresponsible parenting but the scum sucking, muck raking parasites from the papers shouldn't get circulation enhancing stories for free. Perhaps the money from the papers should go to charity.

You just know all the money will be spent of booze and fags in no time and the whole family will be back on benefits.

I know it sounds Nazi but I really am starting to come to the conclusion that some parts of society could do with a really good cull. Thin the numbers down a bit.

[Angelfromabove]

agreed Betty.

[Fat Tony]

but the scum sucking, muck raking parasites from the papers shouldn't get circulation enhancing stories for free. Perhaps the money from the papers should go to charity.

Or the idiotic scum who spend their time discussing the stories shouldn't give the papers money to - oh. I see a flaw in your plan.

[Colio]

Originally Posted by Betty_Swallocks

I know it sounds Nazi but I really am starting to come to the conclusion that some parts of society could do with a really good cull. Thin the numbers down a bit.

put the sporting back into the hunt.

what ho sir.

I'll go get my horse.

[boffey]

I was reading about this in the newspaper today and it said the they make vikki Pollard look like Mother Theresa which made be LOL.