Too Fat to Work...

azrael316 · 22-03-2009, 06:45 PM

My GOd... THis just takes the buscuit (and the pies, and the crisps, and the sausages...)

These people need to be shot...

Cronos · 22-03-2009, 06:53 PM

Lazy ****s, shoot them all and sell them to McDonalds to be used for Big Macs, they should be able to make quite a few of them by the looks of it.

Snoozer · 22-03-2009, 06:55 PM

Dead Alive · 22-03-2009, 07:07 PM

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"All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added.

Bull****.

Platinum · 22-03-2009, 07:22 PM

Mr Chawner said: "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It's not our fault we can't work. We deserve more."

**** off!

"We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine.

Theres your problem you fat ******s.

**Rasher** · 22-03-2009, 07:50 PM

that just shows how f**ked up the UK system is
people like this are draining the resources, yet no one seems to be doing anything about it

they need to have their benefits cut, and NOW
how can this be fair on the working family + the people who need the money

XPurple-PoisonX · 22-03-2009, 08:56 PM

It is there fault they can't work. You shouldn't be so flipping fat. Greedy little so so's. Since when is fruit and veg expensive? Bloody galaxy chocolate bars are more expensive these days. Supermarkets like Aldi and Netto have cheap fruit and vegetables. Also markets in town do cheap fruit and vegetables. So they have a nerve saying it's fu**ing expensive. And why the hell doesn't she have time to excercise. I am a damn flipping student and excercise you fu**king lazy cow!! I know many other people who are students and excercise.
Just a load of flipping nonsense. People like them p**s me off. Most of us play your flipping benefits.

They say they dont know how to loose weight. Stop eating the junk, start doing some excercise then you might get slimmer. You deserve all the rude remarks. I certaintly would give you some rude remarks myself. People work there buts off out there to live, you lot are just claming on benefits. You do not deserve more. Deserve less more like. get a bloody job!

**djdawsonuk** · 22-03-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by XPurple-PoisonX

They say they dont know how to loose weight. Stop eating the junk, start doing some excercise then you might get slimmer.

To quote Donnie Darko:

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Originally Posted by Donnie Darko

"Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey"

FoxyStoat · 22-03-2009, 09:14 PM

No..*******..words..

JK Ferret · 22-03-2009, 09:15 PM

I know of someone with a bigger body weight problem than that, who still works. And he has admitted himself that it is a problem (can't remember if medical was a reason, but he said food certainly was).

I've heard of talking out of one's backside, but that is ridiculous.

Someone play Weird Al Yankovic's song "Fat" to them over and over, and see if they take offence.

ExcessNeo · 22-03-2009, 09:43 PM

It disgusts me that 4 people whose lifestyle choice means they "can't work" earn far more in benefits than we do when both my mum and stepdad can't physically work.

I wanted to vomit at the sight of them.

olobley · 22-03-2009, 10:30 PM

Awesome...that's less than I pay in tax every year...thus meaning (indirectly) that I employ them...
Maybe I should get a megaphone and at least make them work for my tax money.
There are so many reasons I can't wait to leave this country, they just added another bulletpoint to that list

As a side note, perhaps someone should explain to the family that if (calories in)>(calories expended doing things) then fatness follows

**Betty_Swallocks** · 23-03-2009, 08:14 AM

TBH since the government decided that pouring a trillion pounds into the pockets of that wunch of bankers in the city was a good idea I've been a lot less concerned about people on benefits. A couple of hundred million to benefit cheats is nothing compared to that.

Personally I think that job centres should have gymnasiums attached to them and anyone coming in claiming that they can't work because they're too fat should be made to spend 40 hours a week on the treadmill until they are capable of doing an honest days work. If they won't do that then they get no benefits.

I suspect they might find that getting a job isn't so bad after all.

oBladeo · 23-03-2009, 08:36 AM

Reminds me of the episode of the simpsons were homer is sat at home

As said fuckem

The uk is so messed up it's madness and the goverment are so brain dead!!

tbh i think we should scrap the goverment and have a king and queen again. As the goverment rip us off to much as it is. e.g. the free houses they get and all the benafits

Snoozer · 23-03-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by oBladeo

Reminds me of the episode of the simpsons were homer is sat at home

What happened to the days of strikes, protests and revolution

Fat ****s.

Platinum · 23-03-2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoozer

What happened to the days of strikes, protests and revolution

Fat ****s.

Do that now and you will get arrested for being a terrorist :/

oBladeo · 23-03-2009, 02:42 PM

also we have two people here at work that are fatter than them and they are working hummm

azrael316 · 25-03-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty_Swallocks

Personally I think that job centres should have gymnasiums attached to them and anyone coming in claiming that they can't work because they're too fat should be made to spend 40 hours a week on the treadmill until they are capable of doing an honest days work. If they won't do that then they get no benefits.

Maybe thats a bit harsh, heres my idea...

Dole Scum : Oy, weere do I sign for me money?

JCP Employee : Ah, now sir/madam. It has changed slightly. Instead of signing to say you are actually looking for work you now have to walk/jog/run for 2 miles on that treadmill over there, at least twice a week. No money until you finish Im afraid....

That would have been so much more satisfying for me when I was working in the Job Centre than just filling out a form saying I suspected they were working as no-one who was unemployed could possibly afford the 3 tons of chips nessesary to sustain such a fat "see you next Tuesday"...

**Beanz** · 30-03-2009, 10:21 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7970491.stm

XPurple-PoisonX · 30-03-2009, 11:05 PM

Best be careful what we say. They might call the police on us. But I can't help. Look at the size of that fooking chin!! Hahahaha! Roffles!